“Ancient”!?!? Bite me! 😀😀😀😀😀

The top photo . . . HOO, WHEE! If you looked up “STD” in the dictionary, it would have a picture of that woman.

ONCE A YEAR?????????

LMAO I was going to post the saying. But your reply is so much better!

Thanks a lot for your comment, Mr. Trump.

1) I wonder if any of these people are just bullshitting for entertainment.

Wow! I thought that I was the only one baffled by the careers of most of these guys. I actually like Kinnaman in “Altered Carbon,” and the TV version of “Hanna.” But the ongoing blockbuster presence of Worthington in particular confounds me.

“we have damned her sambo-lian soul to Hell where it rests comfortably underneath Rush Limbaugh’s ample bosom.”

Are you having a stroke? Or are you always this big of blithering asshole?

The photo to the left of the grade: Leo called; he wants his DNA back. 

Jesus H. Christ! It’s like they’re living in another dimension. Oh. Wait. They essentially are. 

You’re assuming Mitch McConnell had a mother? That’s bold.

Eh, pallbearers will move them . . .

I am pining for the day when George Fucking Zimmerman messes with the wrong person. I almost can’t believe that it hasn’t happened yet.

“Malyik said he was in shock, but knew he didn’t want to get in trouble for fighting back.”

I don’t understand. If he earned tenure at Harvard previously, then he should still have tenure when he returned, regardless of whether or not he was teaching in the same department. I’m pretty sure that once you are tenured, you can teach whatever you want (part of the point of tenure), right? I mean, I know that it…

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Listen here, everyone. I was born and raised in Indiana. And this article does a terrible, weak-ass job of capturing the state’s modern culture.

Ma’am or sir, this is an Arby’s.

The only things he has EVER been “laser focused” on are Big Macs, strippers, and his favorite daughter’s breasts.