Ah contraire. He's a white male with a facade of wealth. 

Not to fall prey to stereotypes, but don't you have very large bears that could eat him?

Don't be silly. It's an opening chess move. 

That's still my favorite of all the movies.

Let’s not bring wizards into the situation. 

“Yep, sounds like someone who’s fully prepared to take on a Republican president next year, which will be 1991.”

What a cruel, mean-spirited, heartless, terrible thing to say.

Carlsen’s Action in Game 12 will go down with more infamy than Ara Parseghian’s playcalling against Michigan State in the 1966 game.

I'm FAR from a health nut. But most of the BBQ sauces I like have high fructose corn syrup in them. I at least try to avoid that, and partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, as a tiny nod to health. 

Why are so many (football in particular) coaches such assholes?

What about “The Passion of the Christ”?

I still shudder at the thought of the original casting of Aragorn. 

I am NOT being snarky: I thought that “The Green Mile” was much more a Magical Negro movie than a White Savior movie. You don't think so?

Good. 

I know less than nothing about cars. A friend sent this to me. This is one of the more enjoyable articles I’ve read in some time. Also, now I’m going to buy a Cayman instead of a 911.

Their bread is much worse since they removed the gym mat from it. 

A battle of fat, incompetent coaches! Good fun!

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of NFL stupidity?

That top photo is fantastic! Kudos to the photographer!

Oh, look! Michigan has a deeply dislikable white player. I'm shocked.