For my immense entertainment, good sir. That is the reason. 

The University of Maryland has “powerful boosters”?

NO ONE DENIES THIS. 

I hate people like her. But why on earth did you contact the Sabres for a comment? Come on, that's kinda bush-league. 

I honestly thought for a moment that Carr was saying: “Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.”

Couldn't have happened to a nicer asshole. 

Yet.

I’m assuming that every NFL team with a shitty QB has done projections with regard to signing Colin Kaepernick, right? Have they all honestly come to the conclusion that it’s better PR to have a horribly bad QB than to sign The Kneeler?

This should have so many more stars!

You’re very dumb. 

USA Gymnastics should have their headquarters checked for mercury in the water, radon in the HVAC, or a cursed burial ground under the foundation. There must be something to explain how galactically stupid everyone who works there is. ‬

Shooter McGavin is Winston Churchill compared to these bloviating, hypertensive fascists. 

My testicles retract up into my aorta every time I read about this feat.

This was profane and mean-spirited.

I too was never a fan of TWWotW. But if that IS, in fact, Eartha Kitt dressed as her above . . . well, I'll have to reconsider. 

I keep a mental list of people to visit once the pitchforks and torches finally come out. Lots of politicians and businessmen on the list. 

The fact that the jury didn’t walk out of the courtroom, sit down in the jury room, and immediately vote 12-0 for “Guilty” really scares me. I think we've got some classic whattaboutism happening with the white jurors. The dashcam video shows an execution, plain and simple. 

Why the different photo of Papa Douchebag?

Please, in the name of all that is good and sane, stop spelling it “teevee.” That's like fingernails scraping down a chalkboard. 

Dear lord, how I do love the NFL shooting itself in the dick over and over again.