“College football—any sport really, but especially college sports—does not have a long memory.”

Just the thought of walking barefoot in NYC -- hell, in ANY city -- makes me queasy.

I really do loathe him. 

I honestly didn’t know until this time around that Cruise doing many of his own stunts was a big marketing factor, ala Jackie Chan. I don’t watch a ton of commercial TV, so maybe that’s why I didn’t know this.

Thank you.

That Haley GIF is truly disturbing.

He should be killed for no shoes. But what does wearing dress clothes have to do with having a cold? He could be wearing a tux, and still be sick. 

If you love what you do, it’s never work.

I think he was complimenting you. 

You get ALL the stars today, my friend. 

Can someone please fill me in on the “fingernails” reference? I couldn't find anything about it. 

GAH!

You’re using logic and reason.

I think this guy mows my lawn. 

BURN IN HELL.

He would have better “bettered himself” by attending physically rather than going to class? This is the single dumbest thing I've read today. How did it even get approved for publication? What a moron  

This is better entertainment than anything on TV. 

I want a McGregor vs. Mayweather rematch.

One part of your great article I don’t understand: If the Mets traded a player to Oakland, why was it stupid to make Oakland pay for all of that player’s salary? What am I not understanding here?