JHC. This reads like an Onion article.

JHC. Totally missed that. 

More like “Fauxlania.” Amirite?

She's a MAN, Baby!

I tried a Lucozade once when I lived in London. I expected a European Gatorade.

What’s the thing to the right of the calculator?

The only “slight trauma to the pelvis” is “trauma to other people’s pelvises.”

I think I speak for most of us when I say: Get fucked, jackass.

Thanks for the information! :-)

A polite thank you? With no sarcasm?

“Maria Hitler” still a no-no?

I bought one of those knife-cleaning brushes. What they don't say is that you need the grip strength of the Incredible Hulk to use it. Really, I could barely squeeze it together to use it. 

I bought one of those knife-cleaning brushes. What they don't say is that you need the grip strength of the…

“Colion Noir”? LOL

I would truly like to know what the black woman thinks about the “Black Rifles Matter” sign.

Okay-- thank you. :-)

I saw Snake Semen open for Poi Dog Pondering in 2002. 

I’m really confused here. Was this person a straight, cisgender woman who transferred into being a straight transman? Or was this person a lesbian woman who publically identified as a man for business reasons? I’ve seen both descriptions in this thread.

I’m really confused here. Was this person a straight, cisgender woman who transferred into being a straight transman? Or was this person a lesbian woman who publically identified as a man for business reasons? I’ve seen both descriptions in this thread.

“Sentient” bowl. LOL

I can't be the only one, however, who would enjoy seeing her play Edward G. Robinson, am I?