Date-ending answers to a question about favorite books:

You say that as if it’s not a possibility . . .

It’s very difficult for me to feel sorry for Melania Trump. She’s been complicit in much of what’s happened since her husband announced his candidacy. But it’s still such a warm photo. The Obamas: when others go low, they go high.

Verlander is a perfect match for his spoiled, vindictive fiancée.

God, I’d love that. I’d rather watch professional darts than baseball. It’s excruciatingly boring.

“Died on a horse while smoking.”

Came for this. Not disappointed.

I feel kinda bad for LaBeouf, only because I think a lot of his doucheness is due to substance abuse.

Have you watched the news anytime over the last, oh, 22 months? This is more real and believable than most things. 😎😎😎

Rule 34.

That sentence made my day.

I need to go trepan my skull, then pour lye onto my brain.

Just go crawl back under your bridge.

“The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” is so much fun!

No girl group had ever performed there before? That’s so odd! I wonder why?

Oh man. Oh wow. Oh god. I need a towel and a cigarette.

This enrages me on multiple levels. First of all, as someone who wrote a doctoral dissertation, the beyond-casual attitude toward citation/attribution almost makes me break out in hives.

Plenty of ways to flee Cleveland other than by airplane.

Sigh. Reminds me a bit of Damon Bailey. If only he hadn’t had all those damn back injuries.

I don’t know what the hell happened to Roseanne Barr. I do know that the characters of “Roseanne and Dan Connor” as written on the show’s original run would not have supported Cheeto Mussolini. She’s betrayed the original show’s ethos in the name of her insanely white-privileged and deeply ignorant support of Trump.…