As a former copywriter — I mention this truly just to give my experience in this area — the headline sucks the sweat off a dead man’s balls due to its awkwardness.

That’s sad. I always thought that Canada was more civilized.

I can’t imagine how stressful and scary the job might be. But that is no excuse for the fascist, bigoted attitudes many of them seem to have.

The husband of a friend is a big-city detective. His Facebook page, and those of his fellow officers, are set in an insane, alternate dimension that bears little at all resemblance to reality. It’s very scary. They have a toxically racist, hyper-paranoid, us-vs.-them mentality.

<<As many times as I’ve been out here dealing with it, I’m over it. The old saying goes ‘I’m a big boy with broad shoulders.’>>

I’d like to say something about your profound and moving opening essay. But all I can focus on is that I never noticed the sperm chasing the footballs.

I’m always VERY leery of a positive book review that praises “the sentences” rather than the book as a whole. I say this with no snark or animus. :-)

I had never heard of “The Chainsmokers” before. I’ll hate them enough for all of you next year.

God, how I do love a humiliating Dallas loss.

What a cold and hateful comment.

Thank you for a very fun article!

I can’t stand Kiffin, but I am oddly okay with this.

Matt Ufford’s timeline is wrong, if only for this one reason:

Always happy when Rapistberger loses.

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Le Batard: “Hey! You know the camera adds ten pounds to you.”

I don’t think “callousness” covers it. That would imply that Jones is aware that there are people who have been harmed by Richardson’s behavior, but just doesn’t care. I seriously question if Jones is actually cognizant that other, real people are involved here.

I think it’s immensely pissed off because it just got bathed. LOL

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I wonder if he’ll bequeath to the next coach the photos he has of Mike Brown having sex with farm animals. Nothing else can explain his longevity.