Thank you, Oprah. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

When did the power switch from the SI swimsuit editor (I can’t remember her name) to the models? I don’t think even Elle MacPherson could have pulled this kind of shit back in the day, and she was on three covers in a row.

That photo . . . Wow! The Uncanny Valley is getting creepier and creepier.

Land line does make sense for 911, I think.

Can Yates sue for wrongful termination, or for some sort of compensation?

The Roman Fucking Catholic Church can’t help but fuck kids in every possible way.

Old Bill did own Patrick Ewing, though, that’s for sure. :-)

There’s a second NBA team in NYC?

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Well, Dan, thanks for that hellish combination of visions.

Why is a bodiless Ted Cruz floating in the upper left of the video???

“Publish and iterate”? WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

That’s no propeller . . .

Sweet Fancy Moses! This woman’s skin is achingly perfect.

Because it’s a letter from a BLACK WOMAN.

I, too, die. I am dead. Defunct. Past tense. Passed.

Ahem . . .

Eat hot shit and die of lengthy stomach cancer, you dog-killing motherfucker.