I also would take the wagon. Those in the know would admire the wagon, the R8 screams "look at me", and is a douchemobile. Hasselhoff drives one.

Everyone should download Ween's song "el camino" which mentions the aforementioned automotive mullet, a cordoba, and a toronado

Young d-nozzles... B M W !!!! The model depends on how much money daddy is going to give them.

@layabout: drool..drool..drool..

Will it hold a fattie like myself?? It already has a high center of gravity, and then add a roof deck. Great idea, but i would do the roof in a fabric suspension, save weight, looks like those high-end office chairs.

How about ditching body cladding, air bags, sunroofs, roof racks, trailer hitches, and every doodad that i never wanted in a friggin car, and making it 500 lbs lighter?? Make the carpet (i really don't need carpet though)with hollow yarns like Mazda did, and use aluminum and CF and fiberglass, and all of these…

If GM still had their grubby little fingers in Subaru's goody bin, they wouldn't have this problem, would they?

I would drive to my local police precinct, stop directly in front, pour a bottle of bleach all over the rears, and surrounding area, and floor it until...

How was this missed????

But seriously folks.....

They should drive the thing backwards like a demolition derby... Swap in one of those fancy DAF / FAF transmissions (i forget which one) get an extra-huge rearview mirror, and ram the crap out of the Mazdas! Mount the radiator to the roof, and cooling problems solved, and the grille of Damocles? Bring it!!!

This vehicle is for "2 WILD and CRAZY GUYS!!!"

Carburetors are used so the proud owner has something to tinker with. In the near future, owners of "cherry" S2000's will retro fit carbs, so they can futz with their cars. Otherwise, they don't open anything but the oil for 40,000 miles. IMHO, engine jewlery. Much more reliable ways to make HP. Carbs have a crazy…

well..... at least it has 4 lugs a wheel. I say make it less safe, and better looking, and it will sell.

Chevy avalanche. Hands down. It has body cladding, a bed that no one uses, enormous wheel wells, so one can fit it with proper 25 inchers, and panel gaps smart cars could park in. Now off i go to sleep with my wife, Bea Arthur.

Just to shit on the parade, i would bring the buick donk that was at the gumball rally.

@pitchpitch Type-Я: Leno put the bigger rotor in his cosmo. You can watch the whole thing on his auto blog. I spent a whole day there, and watched 900 of the same commercial, but it was worth it.

wow, a 4000 lb 2 door car. Cant wait till my dealer has the one with the white landau top with the opera windows. the option it really needs is a smaller platform.

Good. Get rid of all the d-bags driving way too fast without stopping or signaling in Astoria. Now I sit and wait for all the Geneva taxi S-class driving d-bags to get hit with a defective bimmer.

These vans are nice, but can they go full speed in reverse? I didnt think so. Ill take a faf a mino and a daf wagon. With obligatory diamoned window and Maiden paint job, of course.