Wow. The show must’ve gotten a lot more graphic after I stopped watching.

Since when does someone need a relevant degree or experience to be a commentator on something? I don’t have a degree is Dawes Studies, and I’ve never been to Laurel Canyon, but it doesn’t stop me from expressing the perfectly reasonable opinion that Jackson Browne should be required by law to put them in his will.

What if the fadeout *is* the ending? It symbolizes that the song, and the emotions expressed therein — something along the lines of “baby baby baby be my baby baby, yo” — will continue to persist into the future, even though the song itself is at an end. Otherwise, you’re in a situation where you are pledging…

The Holiday Special teaches us that Chewbacca did indeed fuck.

I would assume that Beelzebub has a pretty awesome rewards points system. I’m sure his point accumulation formulas are probably stingy — say 1 point for every 25 innocent virgins corrupted (instead of Baal’s more generous 5 points for every 3 virgins). And it is almost certain that his super-fancy toaster oven that…

I’ve based my whole life on Kinja’s teachings.

I got a James Brown notification for this?!

2027: “The AV Club’s stint on Kinja turned 10 this year. Let’s look back on some of the highlights...”

Remember Alf Clausen? He’s not back! In pog or any other form!

Bring me one of those chickens.

Did they have Ray Stevens’ Greatest Hits playing in the background? If not, then “yes.”

... Sooo, the X-Games, then?

I don’t understand “lyric video” vs. “music video.” But I also don’t want to click anything because I don’t want to be a part of any of this.

The more I settle in here, I have fewer (but still some) problems with the commenting system, but more with the actual site layout. An average size browser window shows me maybe 4-6 stories, all supported by images. The old site showed that same number in the image banner, plus a good 10-15 more as just text links…

Trump’s gonna take that black coal and make it white, like it should be!

* I’m meh on images: sometimes they’re nice, but sometimes they devolve into MySpace-sigblock hell.

WITNESS ME! too please.

Good luck with the burner thing. I made one before learning how to claim my Disqus account, and now I think I may have linked my Disqus account to the burner name instead of having a chance to keep my old name. This is really a clunky interface.

I am being told that my account name (FartMachine) is already taken. I guess I don’t really care. Like a mysterious stranger headed off to the Oregon Territory, perhaps I’ll just leave my past behind and start a new life. As a shitposter.

That’s why the transition took so long: Will was hogging all the server space for this article.