Oh okay buddy. I better not find out that you're taking campaign donations from BIG TOOTHPICK. 

Man that ship looked so cool. I also liked the design of Padme’s costumes even though her constant costume changes were funny

I feel you man.  I have trouble buying this Chemistry book because it’s the same size as my Math book.

The woman feeling like she’s being bullied by her eyelash extensions so that she can’t open her blinds is everything!!! I’m not saying I’d want a movie about this, but a well done short would be marvelous!!!

Does any long-term good for a company or its products ever come from being sold to a private equity firm?

The Kardashian brand of extravagant, over-the-top consumption is indeed exceptionally unaware and feeling very dated, especially as they push it with these displays.

They’ve had them for like six years.

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

Literally the best use of jiggle-physics in a fighting game.

Meanwhile, the police chief says threatening to murder public officials is not something that you should be posting. First: You have a cop that can’t determine fake news from real news, and Second: that cop thinks murdering people with differing views is acceptable. Why does such a person have a job as a police…

I think what Alex is saying though is that Johnson’s “loyalty” looks a lot more like comfort zone talent wasting. Johnson is INTENSELY engaged in careerism, but the problem is that his movie roles are all about building up his personal off-screen brand and quite often it comes at the expense of the movies he “acts” in.…

It’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the contention.

Except his movies, for the most part, don’t do high box office. While Jumanji sits at the top as an honest-to-God, genuine hit for the dude, four of the top six films in his highest grossing are Fast & Furious entries - a franchise he joined at the peak of it success and has abandoned (And one where he’s never front…

The Summer of Hiddleswift was one of the greatest fucking things that happened in pop celebrity land EVER. I think what made people think it was fake was just how staged everything about it was: the posing by the rocks, the I heart TS tank top, the Worldwide Tour Of Love they embarked on... it was SO public and so…

Because they’re women is why he did it. The fact that Megan Rapinoe also said she’s not going to the fucking White House. Dotard Donny will make it about her insulting the White House and America with her comment, even though he called it a dump. 

It is incredible that the USA can produce a team capable of dominating a sport on a global stage, beating up on evil socialist European countries, and uniting a decent cross section of America behind them and the fucking president still picks a fight with them.

And also every time Fox News does a live report outside of a Cheeto-safe space.

“FUCK TRUMP” should be the chant at every event, internationally.

I don’t know, if I’m in a space opera and a guy shows up dressed all in black and looking like Satan, I’m just going to assume he’s the one I have to fight.

which you should probably never watch in its surrounding context ever again.