1,000 lumens.

“It’s confusing and demeaning to the art.”

We will be told we have to wait for the next election.

Has any non-nefarious group of people ever been described as a cadre? And this is the name these geniuses picked for their shady real estate firm? Give me a break, they’re fucking trolling us.

I didn’t know that was a thing. I have a long list of people I’d like to kick. Without malice of course.

It’s as if the Chinease built a knockoff and all they had access to was a Mercedes from 1984 and a Cadillac from 1994.

...with Cadillac headlights...

That’s a weird-looking Chrysler 300...

“Recall the false promises about corn and cellulosic ethanol,”

We have so few outstanding examples of dignity, courage, and compassion left among us, it’s truly sorrowful that such a selfless act lead to such an outcome. Thanks for shining a light on his life, Dara. I hope the child who received the transplant goes on to live a bright, beautiful life.

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

Nobody saw this coming except everybody.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

Human vs computer control isn't even an issue. Japans trains run on time (down to the second) all the time and they're still run by people. 

Hate to break it to you but Tesla is not going to solve government corruption with a used tunnel boring machine.

Everyone knows in New Orleans the brass band comes after the funeral.

The Porsches burned incredibly quickly. McLaren said several of their cars burned even faster but they’re not going to publish burn times as it might encourage reckless behavior and that’s not really what they’re about.

I’d argue that the cost of upgrading within your ISP might replace the cost of the actual console. In my area Comcast charges an extra $50/mo to have unlimited internet (they might not now, I dropped them because of it) and this surely will require an unlimited plan. So $50 * 12 = $600, more than the cost of the…

And something else: I want to play my games even after they stop making money for the developer and they decide to stop hosting it on their servers.