Not to anger you further or anything, but I still have a pair of Timberland boots and a pair of Cole Haan shoes that I bought in 1988....

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

...but as a man, you don’t GET to have one.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

ALL of these rules, but especially this:

My dream, that I have had for a whole 10 minutes now, is dead.

Sorry, love.

I think men are socialized to be blind to situations in which they dominate, so they’re more acutely attuned to every other situation, which they falsely assume are equivalent.

Shhhh! Don’t let Us Weekly hear. They’ll start a “men! They’re just like us!” section and we’ll have to look at inane captions like, “they drink coffee! They have shoes on feet! They have skin on them and breathe-why for so they breathe? Why they peoples?” I don’t want to live in that world. So let’s comment REAL…

Caity Weaver already figured out which movie Reese was talking about

Labrador Retriever Face. (LRF)

Personally, I like Resting Bitch Face. I’d take it any day over its alternative: Resting Grinning Idiot Face.

Well, now that it affects men...

But will they find a cure???

Thanksgiving is going to be so much fun at the Bush family compound this year.

We really are at a point were politicians are expecting people to clap after every sentence. That’s the worst part of all this.

I’m guessing he double majored in bigotry and entitlement with a minor in MRA studies, followed by a masters in conspiratorial thinking. He’s A.B.D in a Ph.D in batshit crazy.

I’d be interested what this guy is ‘credentialed’ in.

I got chills as soon as I read “I just want you to know why I am doing this.”, I’m glad she’s safe and nothing happened, but damn that’s scary.

It’s tempting to like Megyn Kelly because she gets into feuds with douchebags about their bullshit and then I remember that she also works for Fox and is a republican and isn’t exactly speaking truth to power herself.