I read these books to my kids for perspective.

Don’t forget Hester Sue!

That’s good hair.

Charles Ingalls served on school boards and town councils in pretty much every place they lived; he helped pay for the church bell that still survives (albeit not in the same church); he proved his claim in the Dakotas and settled down in a nice house in DeSmet. He and his wife managed to not only keep Laura in school…

As long as they keep the Michael Landon hair, I'm fine with this.

He was the worst wasn’t he? “Oh, sorry Ma, I’m taking you away from your loving and close-knit family in the woods to some god-forsaken place. I’ll never let you get comfortable; if a family moves nearby we are gone. So what if we may not be near any decent medical care. It’s not like one of our children will go blind…

Worship leaders are usually the best singers in their church (because they’ve had college-level training) and MANY get a big head about it and start to think they’re rock stars.

Big Fish, Small Pond.

It’s weird that all of these worship leaders keep auditioning, often with wife in tow and giving off a slight closeted vibe.

I don’t know much about the Kardashians but is he independently wealthy? Cause eventually his open vitriol for their lifestyle is going to get him excommunicated.

The Federal Communications Commission also declined to help.

This happened to a girl from at my high school. She asked a friend to call her phone to find it via the ringtone and was convinced she heard it behind a cupboard. This cupboard was fixed to the wall with several special screws, there was no open space under or behind the cupboard and no other room behind the (solid)…

It happened to my husband at work. Someone pinged their phone at his location and would not take no for an answer. Refused to leave without his phone until my husband threatened to call the police. Hubby started to get worried he would have to fight angry phone guy. Hubby does not fight.

Probably because of the chemtrails.

I wouldn’t think anyone needs permission to knock on someone’s door. He was probably right that “Find my iPhone” is not enough to do anything more than knock on the door and ask, it isn’t probable cause to enter a residence, I am guessing.

This one.

This has happened to me. A police officer rang my doorbell at around 10 p.m. and started asking me if I’d purchased a new cellphone recently, and if so, from where and whom. I was legit confused. He explained that a stolen cellphone had pinged to my address. I was totally mystified, we talked about how maybe it pinged…

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

What they should do is sue the FCC. Logging complaints isn’t going to help but a lawsuit complaining that their inaction is risking your safety just might.

Have they checked for an underground lair a few hundred feet below their house?