“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

I agree! PARDON THE ESCAPEE COW!

Why can’t the president pardon it like he does the turkeys? OBAMA’S FAULT AGAIN!

this is exactly what my thoughts on were on this story. Like dude escaped LET HIM HAVE HIS FREEDOM!!

Animals that manage to escape should get a pass on slaughter. I like burgers, but I like sneaky animals more.

Did someone say prancing?

Cows are tasty.

Maybe if they weren’t so damn delicious.

I love steak, but goddamn, this makes me sad.

All we need is music, sweet music
There’ll be manure everywhere
There’ll be utters swayin’ and records playin’
Prancin’ in the street

“Various cell phone footage shows the cow running—almost skipping—in the streets.”

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

Kwhat the Kheck is a Kocktail?

All I can say is from personal experience: best decision I ever made.

But if you want a laugh, check out this gem I found in the grays:

I want that job

They were also required to hire an “anti-profiling consultant.”

FACT: BRISTOL PALIN HAD TWO UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES THAT RESULTED IN BABIES. DON’T YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS LIKE BRISTOL PALIN?

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