Sometimes I wish people would pay me to roll around in my bed until noon channel surfing and watching bad TV in between naps. So far no one will compensate me for doing this. It’s really unfair.

Mini skirts and low necklines are incredibly vague and subjective anyway. A button-up collared blouse can have a “low” neckline. And what is a “mini” skirt, anyway? A skirt above the ankles? Knees? Buttcheeks? It’s just dumb.

I get that. But my point is that if I lived in a reality where I could only eat meat that I killed, my comfort level with slaughtering would likely rise significantly.

Caloric density? Reese’s peanut butter cups have more caloric density than meat.

Agree!!

My boyfriend and his family hunt and make deer sausage themselves. If I lived in earlier times, before meat was something I could buy in a clean plastic package at the grocery store, maybe I would have chickens and chop their heads off and pluck their feathers and cook the dang thing. But that’s not the world I live…

I wonder if any two people have ever come up with the same joke on their own.

I pretty much hate all things kardashian, but I really like Khloe’s new hairkut.

I’ve willingly attended music festivals. I don’t do drugs. For what it’s worth.

I read that the average salary for this position is $22k/year and that it is basically a glorified internship. It also took her many, many years to reach this level.

Every time a journalist uses the wrong its/it’s in a published piece, a tiny puppy dies.

If some random adult tried to join a preschool field trip, they should be treated as a security concern.

Isn’t she one of the reality TV housewives or something?

This man is probably mentally ill.

this is great.

In all fairness, I am sure that percentage would be lower if they had used the name “Judge Judy.” :)

I hate when reports are written like this. I can almost understand how people would shrug and let it ride. The person providing the report shouldn’t make bulleted lists about continued testing and then send it to someone to make a decision. The report should have said “this water is poisoned and we need to do…