This just further reinforces my theory that if you want to make a game where everything is solved by bullets or explosions, that you need to include a grappling hook, reusable parachute, and wingsuit.

So you’re...

Well..... she’s in the bible belt, so there’ still a church she could go to?

No, no, no. You have it all wrong.

D batteries: the official sponsor of toys from the ‘90's

Keep on kicking ass little dude.

Orgasm is when the woman goes “Hey, stop looking into my window, perv!” Right?

“Ugh, Mongo use fingers! Make lady caveman yell like stabbed wild pig! Make other cavemen jealous of Mongo skills!”

I will offer my “humble-admission of self-conscious body shame issues.” As a man with a not big penis, the golden trio is my co-pilot.

To be fair, it’s exactly the type of terrible edgy-for-kidz humor that Disney signed him for.

The Canadian Xbox Live marketplace makes me wince every time I look at it when my friends are asking me to get a game to play with them. I’ve passed over so many titles either temporarily or permanently due to disgust & frustration, or by the time the price has dropped down to something realistic my friends have…

3 is one of my all time favorite game. I still like 4 but only because I love building settlements. I was just pointing out how the Switch is getting a working regular Skyrim port while a Fallout 4 port would need to be seriously crushed. The Switch using cartridges is a good sign on it’s own that multiplatforms will…

The flip side is that leaving open questions and trickling out details over the next few weeks will keep us talking about this thing through March 3.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.

they better release it on WiiU

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

If you reduce the parasitic losses in the control electronics and boost the cooling to battery, motor, and control electronics then you can eek out more power - as long as you are under the saturation limit of the magnetics all it takes is more current to get more power.

They switched to Monster Cables.

the game is out in a month and a half, it’s gold. It’s the final game.