This was about being horny for fuck's sake. It is bullshit, but it's an all boys school. This shit happens even though it's bullshit. You know what else is bullshit? This: "This is what happens when boys grow up in a culture that constantly reinforces—in nearly every movie, every TV show, every commercial—that…
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Quarterback J.T. Granato committed to Rice yesterday, his decision perhaps helped by a letter from the Owls'…
Straight off of the refrigerator. Parenthood is awesome.
God, this article is such an incredible fucking bummer, because it is SUCH a missed opportunity.
Damn, it just keeps exploding too!
Catholics don't object to evolution or dinosaurs, you're thinking of evangelical christians. Now if a kid was pitching, for a change, that would be ironic.
If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?
We know how you feel.
Auburn has already requested copies of the Publix CCTV footage and will be reviewing the tape with its defense to see if they can learn anything from the Publix loss prevention team.
He's moving on from the grouper he had last year.
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Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.
Except that Auburn lost to LSU earlier in the season.
Look, I'm not trying to take anything away from Auburn's 2004 team. They had a very good team, and they probably deserved to play in the National Championship Game. But Oklahoma had a pretty good team that year too. Auburn beat the previous year's champion at home 10-9, Oklahoma beat the next year's champion (a Vince…
Yeah. 2003 was probably the BCS' worst moment. (2001 was pretty bad too, but similar to 2004, I think Miami would have beat Oregon or Colorado just as bad as it beat Nebraska.) At least in 2004, the BCS could argue that either way, somebody was going to be disappointed.
You might as well say the Dallas Cowboys should hang up a 1993 National Championship banner. It's hard to speak definitively about that team because their games weren't televised. But being ineligible for a bowl has turned into a blessing in disguise for Auburn sycophants. Because, as this year proved, sometimes it's…