"Nice game, Chris! Sorry man, just busting your balls!"

No homo

This convo is SO gay

Tell that to Vince Young!

typical door, 6'-8"

Dont go to baseball games. If you do, for your safety, leave your logic at home.

"Who?"

Sweet Kicks

I forgot to send mine in, so I "fixed" her. Eff you AKC!

crickets

crickets

Not sure why Burger King declined to press charges, probably because it was satisfied with him just leaving the establishment. As far as the BB gun, how do the authorities prove he shot BBs, etc. CSI? It was handled by all parties allegedly involved by paying for any damage (less than $100) And then you drop the…

I think people are more in tune with sports figures than the gen pop and therefore the accused are generally more recognizable. Im 100% sure that most of the convicted rapist have nothing to do with sports or have any recognizable celebrity.

douche nozzle. beat that horse

Clearly Bryce. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just revel in any chance to use 'Douche nozzle'

douche nozzle

I love how you go from calmly and thoroughly explaining your position 20 times, rewording the same thing over and over until you reach a certain point (like this) and its quickly progresses to...Goddamn it, that is not "what I got from it"

if only we could get Luis Suarez to eat one, a banana

Obvs, I didn't know about the prego nancy just thought, "Hmmm . . . Boobie"