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Sweet Kicks

I forgot to send mine in, so I "fixed" her. Eff you AKC!

crickets

crickets

Not sure why Burger King declined to press charges, probably because it was satisfied with him just leaving the establishment. As far as the BB gun, how do the authorities prove he shot BBs, etc. CSI? It was handled by all parties allegedly involved by paying for any damage (less than $100) And then you drop the…

I was fortunate to work as a civilian contractor on an airbase with the F-22. My first week of work, my boss was familiarizing me with the base and the different projects we were working on. We went to a hanger where they were training mechanics to work on the F-22. There was one in the hanger with one engine…

I think people are more in tune with sports figures than the gen pop and therefore the accused are generally more recognizable. Im 100% sure that most of the convicted rapist have nothing to do with sports or have any recognizable celebrity.

douche nozzle. beat that horse

Clearly Bryce. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just revel in any chance to use 'Douche nozzle'

douche nozzle

I love how you go from calmly and thoroughly explaining your position 20 times, rewording the same thing over and over until you reach a certain point (like this) and its quickly progresses to...Goddamn it, that is not "what I got from it"

I'm self smarted

books are for to be to make you dead

Ellaria Sand would disagree

if only we could get Luis Suarez to eat one, a banana

Calling bs on autocorrect, its a common mistake due to people talking out of their league. Its ok, you learn something new everyday if you try.

per se

Obvs, I didn't know about the prego nancy just thought, "Hmmm . . . Boobie"