I know there’s no “right” to play in the NFL, and what Rice did was terrible. Still, I’m troubled by this idea that people should be punished forever. Rice has more money than I’ll ever make, and I’m sure he’ll be fine, but he isn’t the only person getting this treatment in the Internet-Outrage Era.

Serious question:…

Cute, but eventually it’s going to get old, right?

All right, you’ve broken me down:

No one likes you.

There. I’m sure that’s what you were looking for.

Is this the second or third time that I’m agreeing with that sentiment? Again, that’s not what you said initially. You said something wrong, and now you’re trying to make yourself right by changing what you said.

It’s okay to be wrong sometimes. And you’re wrong.

Thanks for the offer, but I have work to do. If your argument ever evolves past “Some Americans say stupid things sometime,” however, I’m all ears.

It’s working quite well for me, actually. Except that I haven’t insulted you once, unless you consider pointing out faulty logic an “insult” (in which case I can think of a few particularly apt insults, but I’m sure you’re smart enough to figure out what they are).

Oh my God, you only had to go back 12 years to find a second example? Clearly, you’ve spotted an epidemic that the rest of us have missed.

Again with the “we.” And comparing this to Teddy Roosevelt? Take a nap.

All of that is correct.

None of that is what you said initially.

The audio isn’t great.

“This truly is the ‘World’s Cup’ of fraud.”

My God, I can’t believe I actually typed that.

Yes, this terrible pun is completely representative of “us,” and unhip government functionaries only exist in America.

Wow, you really are a soccer fan.

There is no honor in participating in a tournament built on corruption, bribery, lies, and slave labor.

No one is scared of Ted Cruz winning anything.

Are these announcers serious when they suggest the ball might have been stuck in his spine or between his ribs? WTH?

Poll: In a legitimate contest, could Mitt Romney take the fat guy?

I was just thinking that! They’re the only one I ever hear about. Maybe they sign more high-profile American players, and I just hear about them more?

$1 million fine, loss of two draft picks, and quarter-season suspension.

Yeah, good luck getting a LeBron James in his prime to come to that dumpster fire in Philly. You can say the Cavs were built through the lottery all you want, but if that team had Wiggins and Bennet instead of Love and James, they wouldn’t have made the playoffs this year.

Overall, there seem to be benefits to being a hard-working maniac who can’t get along with anyone. Simmons and Olbermann get fired from time to time, but damned if they don’t have millions more dollars than I do.