So are you trying to set up a situation where I basically have to say that I want more religious iconography in gov’t or I’m racist?

Except acting requires skill and talent.

“Because, like, I took out a loan to get the full VIP at Fyre Fest... It was totes worth it, just for the experience...”

*High 5*. Remember when Gen X was told that we were “the first generation whose income would not exceed our parents”?

Hemp Gardens

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.

Now they need to update the game Careers to include such respectable jobs as “Playing Video Games Online” and “Reacting To Things Created By Far More Motivated And Talented People While Begging For Money From Those Watching You.”

The only appropriate millennial response to this will be to call it racist and sexist.

Just like the anti-vax nutjobs, this is even more infuriating because the victims are the most innocent and without choice. Fuck every single one of these Free Birth idiots. And fuck this whole “natural” movement that’s taking us backwards. Yeah, women used to sometimes give birth alone. But a fucking lot of them…

this radical work of healing the deepest wounds on this earth

fuck all men with a rusty chainsaw. 

Can we spank other people’s kids though? Cause I had this little asshole ram a shopping cart into my leg at the grocery store yesterday and I wanted nothing more than to backhand the little jerk. My leg is all swollen and sore today. 

It’s astounding to me how these nerds are screaming themselves into rage-comas because a phone toy isn’t directly marketed to them.

Holy shit, Gamers are trash.  Just don’t play it if you’re that mad.  Christ...

As soon as I heard that it happened at a yoga studio, I predicted that the gunman’s social media presence would be a misogynistic sh*t-show and he would have previous run-ins with the police due to harassing and/or abusing women.

First thing I thought when a hot yoga studio was targeted is that this is another George Sodini.

Not watching cable news is also an option.

I thought right-wing platitude bingo didn’t start until there were severed limbs or dead kids. Still, good to get a head start. I would add some b.s. about people still need the right to protect their families, blah blah blah.

Our thoughts and prayers need to go to the victims here. We shouldn’t rush to make laws at this time. We can’t use this crisis to write legislation to single out law-abiding citizens. The guy was just a normal neighbor, no one would have thought he could have done it. It’s just an isolated incident, we can’t use it to…