If he doesn't get over his douche-baggery before the last petal on the rose wilts/his21st birthday, he has to stay a little beast forever.

It is big giant health code violation because of the very real possibility the one one could be harmed. The restaurant needed to do something otherwise they are in a whole lot of trouble that will cost them money.

It is finger hole from Galactus testing the flavor of the earth before devouring it...

My wish for Mark Walhberg is that is daughter is just amazing and sex positive and sleeps with whomever she's attracted to and owns her sexuality and keeps him in the fucking loop throughout all of it.

Agreed. Creepy and manipulative, and about as sweet as Mark Wahlberg's character in Fear.

Yeah, but hes been shot 7 more times than she has.

Closer by Nine Inch Nails?

Think of the story you will have! You will always be able to say "This one time I met Rihanna and she grabbed my boobs". Worth it.

Oh, it's one of GRRM's funnier blunders that his essentially-fourteenth-century characters have a modern grasp of conception.

As she was telling the manager her story, the owner came up to her from behind, put her in an headlock/chokehold with his left arm, and wrapped his right arm around her and stuck his thumb in her mouth. He leaned in and said "That's right, I'm your fucking boss."

I shared this story not long ago on another post, but I'll share my rom-com prom story.

I imagine a conversation between Jaden Smith and Shia LaBeouf is like the second week of freshman year when everyone has discovered weed and is really getting into Philosophy 101.

It's the reaction I had. Like I've now replied 100 times: it was my initial reaction. I could go in to my personal experience and why it bothers me, but I don't have to apologize for that.

Oh, Jezebel. God help the person with the minority opinion. That's fine. If you want to accuse me of something like that, I certainly can't stop you. It was my initial reaction to the photo. I don't like it. It bothers me. Without helping it, I automatically pull on personal experience. Whether that was the intention…

After my second kid was born, I just accepted that my fingers would never be the same size and wanted to have my wedding rings resized so I could wear them. The jeweler made a big deal about how that couldn't be my ring size - that would make my fingers as big as his! Just take the rings and change the size!

I think 'twilight simulation' just makes your skin all sparkly.

Eh, everything about Chicago is better than New York. Can you guess where I'm from?

You New Yorkers are all just jealous. It's Pizza, and it's damn good Pizza.

NO ONE is Jason Isbell, except Jason Isbell.