Doctors thought the same thing about me, that my numbness in my left arm and left side of my face, loss of 95% of my vision (it went blue), were migraines. It wasn't until I got a blood test that they realized I had sever anaemia (2 iron and 58 haemoglobin) and I wasn't actually getting enough blood to my brain. I…

I'm so glad that you're okay – that sounds terrifying. *hug*

Nothing like fat hating bigots who refer to fat people as if they're livestock.

If it meant not having sex with that entitled gasbag asshole prick I'd get fat too. And I would enjoy every minute of it. Sleep in my cookie crumbs of revenge, dicksmack.

It's kids like this that make children's dance recitals tolerable. You do you tiny dancer, you're going places!

HOLY SHIT!!! Get that little girl an agent, STAT!

"We here at Rifftrax would like to note that Bella and Jacob have been the most popular baby names of the last few years, and to please stop doing that."

See, I imagine plenty of magical things like this existed before the Wedding Industrial Complex took over to the degree it has today. My mom didn't even have a diamond engagement ring and BORROWED a dress! My grandparents only have a single photo from their wedding! CAN YOU IMAGINE.

Really? I think if Monopoly did what the Internet desired, the piece would be a naked anime girl wrapped up in gold bacon surrounded by Ron Paul and cats.

When my sister and I were kids we'd spend our summers in Oregon with our dad. One summer my sister got the chipmunk bug and started to take photos of them. A lot of photos of them. All the time. It was the 80s so with every roll she completed, our dad had to pay to get it developed.

I am playing this scenario out in my head and it's making me giggle uncontrollably. Thanks for making my morning a little bettter! (Not that I don't realize this is a sad state of affairs, it's just the "I know, right?" couple with a look of shame gets me)

I want a big pile of those and a bucket of ice cold Coke twice the size of my head.

Yes, our taste buds have changed. I used to think people were trying to poison me with collard greens. Now I think it is nirvana, even without pork.

I've actually seen Frankenberry, Booberry and Count Chocula around Halloween for the past few years. My kids wanted to try it last year, so I bought Frankenberry for them because that was my favorite as a kid. It was GAWDAWFUL! Such a disappointment!

Thanks for sharing. Good luck with this guy - you description of your relationship with him really unexpectedly moved me. It sounds like you're finding the happiness you deserve.

Call me cheesy/lame/a hopeless romantic but I think that is adorable. That is the type of proposal that sounds more personal and intimate than some of the other crazy stories you hear. Not that those are bad or less romantic or anything, don't get me wrong. But that Taco Bell proposal is literally "awwwwwwwww"…

the imagery in this scene is blatently ripped from pina bausch's dance/theatre piece, bluebeard. super scary, yes, but copied. behold!

I know that's your mom, but that's really mean. It doesn't mean that you can't have something valid to say or a witty insight or approach that a parent doesn't have. Sometimes when you are a parent, you are so busy that you miss the wood for the trees. You need a person to point things out to you. (((hugs)))

Wait, don't I recall a scene with the older brother and sister in the bathtub from that movie? Or was that another weird movie with incest in it?

WOW that is amazing. Amazingly awful. The way you describe it is hilarious, but I'm sure at the time it was not so much. Did the guy ever give any sign he might turn out this way when you knew him before? Or do you think his life just kind of fell apart and one day he just went "I know! JESUS!"?
I dated a guy for three…