Exactly. Most cloak it in nicer terms ... i.e., “Jesus laid this on my heart” or other such nonsense. But it means the same thing.

When my brother “took me to task” for not following the bible, I asked him if he’d completed the shack in his back yard where his wife would stay during her monthly cycle. The bible says to separate her from the family during those times. He told me, “The new testament wiped away all the old testament laws.” “Sooooo…

I agree ... where most of us just sit and think on an issue and come to our own conclusions what is the right thing to do, my “holy rolling” family members pray and then say things like, “Jesus TOLD me to buy this new car.” SIGH ... Jesus does NOT give a shit about heated seats and satellite radio but, hey ... you do…

My extended family believes that God is that “tiny voice you hear.” For instance, “I don’t really feel like going to the grocery store after work.” = God is protecting me by telling me not to go to the grocery store so that I avoid a car wreck! No joke ... this is LITERALLY how they think. I don’t have the heart to…

Exactly. This is just her next performance. Yes ... it’s facinating watching her put on the crocodile tears and whisper, “It’s so bad.” But fuck that. We already KNEW it was bad. And YOU are part of the problem not the solution. At first, I hoped she would be sent home the first week as yet another rejection ... but…

This is the darkest timeline ...

We have a new washer/dryer and although it isn’t front loading? DAMN. It will smell like rotten eggs if you don’t run a clean cycle ever two or three weeks. I mean it smells BAD. You can walk down the hall past the laundry room and even smell it. We’re usually really good about running that cleaner though but ... you…

I don’t want to be “that person” ... and by writing that, I realize that, by default I AM that person ... but I had a kidney transplant in September of last year ... just about five months ago. This type of thing is TERRIFYING to us. Bacteria like this can cause rejection and we could lose our kidney (or other organ).…

I saw that headline and immediately thought, “Sexual Harrasment Allegations released in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...”

Yeah, I need to know too!

My list used to include my teenage heart throb, Rick Springfield. Then I read his autobiography and found out he’s one of the skeeziest people to walk this Earth. Don’t learn about your heros, folks. Trust me on this one.

There is a line between seduction and harassment. That line is NOT fine nor is it thin. That line is a mile fucking wide. Did you ask a woman out on a date? Did you take her to a candlelight dinner? Send her flowers? Did she ENCOURAGE these things??? Or did you expose yourself to her and masturbate while she looked…

I don’t know. “Gone Girl” taught me that cool girls love chili dogs and anal sex. I don’t see French women eating a lot of chili dogs ... soooooo ...

That’s what baffled me about this whole thing. Being gentlemanly? Who the FUCK said men shouldn’t be gentlemanly? So masturbating in front of woman is gentlemanly now? Is exposing your genitals and asking a woman for oral sex gentlemanly? Jesus JUMPING Christ. Harvey Weinstein isn’t being denounced for holding a door…

First off, EXCELLENT name! But I just wanted to share the funny conversation that happened Sunday night. When James Franco got up to accept his award, my husband said, “I guess they couldn’t get Tommy Wiseau to get on stage?” I jokingly replied, “The trick will be getting Tommy Wiseau to NOT get on stage.” And JUST…

Okay ... so can I ask for people’s opinions??? I have a friend who has been after a ring from her boyfriend since the day they met. He’s not remotely interested in becoming engaged ... so his answer to this quandry is to give her “a” ring on every occasion. Christmas? A ring. Valentine’s day? A ring. But these are…

But DID he invite him on stage? Or did he “invite him” because Tommy was already jogging full steam ahead to the stage. From the way it looked, Tommy was going to be on that stage whether James invited him or not. I would’ve loved to see him talk though.

I just wanted to share. I live in the same city with my mother and see her about once a week and talk to her at least once a day. Meanwhile, I have a brother who visits our mother about twice a year. A couple years ago, I called him once he’d left her house and was driving home. “This is going to sound odd ... but…

I’m unfollowing people on FB too. I just can’t keep seeing this hateful stuff on my feed. It’s upsetting ... it’s DEPRESSING.

That’s a great idea and, as a frequent host, I would love you for this! My husband had bariatric surgery and sometimes we take things for similar reasons. He has issues with sugar content in some food causing dump syndrome and it’s much easier for us to adjust than everyone else.