Aw, no ... not necessarily better friends and family ... just a few whose morals are a little more ... flexible. Everyone needs ONE friend who will show up with a shovel and not ask questions ... and THAT was my cousin to a tee.

Wouldn't that be fun to know? My cousin passed away at 43 from colon cancer last year (sorry to be a Debbie Downer ... but it's the reason I can't ask ...)

When I was in my early 20's, there was a club that my friends and I went to SO often that we joked about it being cheaper to just pay them rent. We knew everyone. Everyone knew us. My cousin, a 6'8" hulk of a guy, was the bouncer. It was just one of those great (if slightly alcoholic) moments in time.

Wasn't this the plot of the movie Singles?

Dated a guy in a country band. They played original, sappy, melancholy songs the lead singer wrote about his wife. So GODDAMNED awful. Ironically, the sex was phenomenal.

I STILL feel awful about this. My best friend (who died a little over a year ago) did NOT understand the concept of leaving a restaurant. If we got there at 6 pm for dinner, she would INEVITABLY be there at 9 pm. She would want to visit, talk, get more soda ... anything but leave. Someone in our group would always…

Please know that for the rest of my life ... YOU ... will be my hero. So jealous ... so very, very jealous ...

I don't want to say anything that would spoil it for you? In case you DO decide to read it? But yes ... she has her justifications. Sick, twisted, UNBELIEVABLE justifications in some cases ... but Amy spells out her reasoning clearly. Other comments are right ... bottom line, she is bat shit CRAZY.

THANK you!! I've been trying to put a name to the person I pictured as Desi ... because it isn't Neil Patrick Harris. No, he isn't supposed to be buff or manly ... but Scott Disick is it!

Me too. I was, unlike most of the other posters, happy with the sudden change in act 2. To find out this mary jane character was a complete and total psychopath? It was fun. But by the third act, reading it was like pulling nails. The breaking point was when Nick says something along the lines of, "She's right. …

I was all ready to come down here and post the SAME bitch ... every picture is NOT a selfie! But at the end when she was describing doing everything I looked back up at the pictures and sure enough ... she's triggering the shots. You go, Stevie ...

Around two months ago, I was going through a tub of mementos looking for a specific picture of my childhood. There was a picture of me as a toddler in a cheap, white, plastic frame. When I picked it up to put it aside, the frame popped apart and out fell an envelope. My father, who has passed away nine years ago,…

I have ... diet drinks give me headaches. I want it to taste the same ... I really do. People say that Diet Dr. Pepper and Diet 7Up tastes the closest to regular and ugh ... no ... it's still got that offputting diet taste. I love soda SO goddamned much. I know it's unhealthy and just empty calories ... so…

OMG ... Blackberry was my favorite!! Every so often I'll go into a gas station to pick up a bottle of water or something ... and I catch myself LOOKING for that unique Clearly Canadian bottle. Disappointed every time ...

No ... no it doesn't. NO diet drink "tastes like the regular version." Can we all be honest with one another? It takes "close to the regular version" ... but no ... just no.

I would give my left NUT (and I'm a female so I'd have to somehow GROW a nut in order to GIVE a nut) if they would bring back Crystal Clear Pepsi. I have a kidney disease and I'm not supposed to drink dark sodas ... and Crystal Pepsi would be my savior. Goddamn it ... why can't someone bring back Crystal Pepsi?!?!

I think you and I are both projecting? You from perspective of the widower wanting support ... me from the perspective of the girl who buried her best friend watched her husband go on a date two weeks later. I watched the HIMYM finale and genuinely sobbed. I knew it wasn't so much about the show but about my…

In real life, several years had passed. Yes, in real life if your friend died, after several years you would be supportive of a friend finding a new love. But it wasn't several years for us. It was a handful of episodes ... in which we were encouraged to be excited about FINALLY meeting the mother ... only to then…

Marlboros and Evan Williams Whiskey ... mmmmm ... sweet, sweet memories ...

Omg ... my best friend's mother let me borrow it when I was in 5th grade. I was a complete and utter MORON and took it to school with me one day. Doesn't sound like a problem, does it? Until you find out that I went to a Catholic grade school. My teacher lost her GODDAMNED mind. She called my mother ... and I was…