Agreed. The abs look great? But those hip bones can *hurt.* I prefer men with more to cuddle with ...

My ex told the most outrageous lies. He said he published three books. He said he wrote for Oprah. His was an actual illness ... but seriously ... the lies just kept getting more and more delusional. It got scary at the end.

Better off Dead?

I came here to post this same thing. We've been having Whoppers for breakfast for YEARS around here. It's no big thing ...

I am SO with you! If I could look cute in a t-shirt without a bra? Oh hell yeah ... where do I sign up ...

Me too! I worked there about six months ... and believe it or not, before that one guy started, it was kind of fun. Terribly chaotic and unspeakably greasy and kinda smelly ... but fun.

Well, I'm 44 now ... this all happened when I was 22 or 23. So I'm gonna go with ... probably not unless I looked through microfiche at the paper. Sorry!

Chubster here. My shame ... not nearly as entertaining as your pizza story ...

When I was in my early 20's, I had a full time job with a federal agency ... but decided I could cure my "boredom" with a job in fast food.

When I had to put my dog down two years ago, I held her and petted her and hugged her until she was gone. The nurses hugged me and were so kind. A week or two after it was over, I got a sympathy card sent to my home ... signed by all the employees of the vet. Seriously ... this guy? Should burn in hell.

I hate this system. I can't figure out how to edit my last post. Sorry ... I'm not a moron ... just typing too fast. LOL Sorry ...

Oh yeah ... it talks about her hitting Prissy ... yelling at her constantly. It's ridiculous. Plus ... I don't know what 13 year old me saw in her? I remember thinking I wanted to be JUST like Scarlet. WOW ... could I have hoped for anything worse? She took lied and took her sister's fiance ... she took…

When I was in middle school, I loved that book. I read it ... I wept ... over and over. My best friend bought me a special copy that I still have. Fast forward twenty five years ... I just re-read it last year. Holy CRAP ... she is the WORST heroine ever. I mean ... not just her ... ALL of it is awful. Oh, the…

At my old job, I had a co-worker who went to lunch, came back, and announced, "Sorry, I was late ... by the way, I got married at lunch." She and her man went to the county court house and just did it. Had everything taken care of ahead of time and just did it. They're still married 25 years later ... they just…

AMEN ... This times a thousand!

No lie ... thank you SO much for sharing that. For some weird reason, that really twisted me up ... the idea Ted kept that horn in the bottom of a closet somewhere. I'm a little less upset with the concept that he just went back to the restaurant and bought it to impress her. Or stole it ... whatever. Sigh ...

Thanks ... even from a stranger on the internet, I appreciate it very, very much.

LOVED the beard machine!

Yup ... a week after the funeral, he was flirting with a girl she used to work with ... two weeks after he had his first date. No sense in writing you a novel ... but it's been a long six months. On one hand, she had been in a wheelchair for the last five years or so ... and he was her sole caretaker. So yes ... I…

Meh ... I have love notes from a boy in high school. I have a gift hanging on my wall from another man I dated. It happens ... but that horn? Should've been ground into metal shavings YEARS ago ...