Amen ... Rifftrax on Twilight was so funny I laughed till I peed. There is no other way to watch this shit ...

Agreed ... the final battle IS a major letdown. I have no idea how they'll make a big thing out of it ...

Agreed completely ... they've turned her into 100% Mary Sue and it's boring as hell. Fairy blood is only a weak explanation because there's absolutely no other fairy storylines ... in the books she knows her fairy grandfather, she is very close to her fairy godmother (don't laugh) AND her fairy godmother's brother…

Well, all apologies, Bubba ... I just assumed wrong. haha :) You know it's weird that you say that thing about the South ... I was born in Virginia then we moved to Tennessee ... my brother still lives in Tennessee but I'm in Illinois now. That might explain why I was so repulsed by the Hoyt scene. Him…

I'm almost finished with book two right now ... I go from being curiously compelled to read it ... to shaking my head thinking, "WTF?!" Anastasia has to be the worst heroine since Bella Swan. OMG ... she is a demanding, whiny bitch. And the moment Christian dropped to his knees in book two I was like, "Alright,…

Oh the whole book series is just ... wrong. Bella's okay with a guy that breaks into her bedroom and watches her sleep for weeks if not months before she knows it? She "forgets to breathe" around him and literally passes out as they're kissing at one point. She is willing to abandon her friends and family at the…

Well, Sis ... I completely agree. It's odd because Hoyt and Terry were both lovable (if a little simple) characters ... and the writers have completely changed their personalities. Hoyt was never "handsome" ... but he was adorable with the puppy dog eyes towards Jessica. Now the whole sullen sneer thing is…

Quite honestly if you love these two episodes, do yourself a favor and go back and watch the other seasons. They really are fun. As the show progressed, it seems like it took itself less seriously ... the first season was more serious and it got progressively campier as the episodes were shown. It's my guilty…

Yes they did have a silver nail polish display on the counter. The only reason I know that is because I thought to myself ... "silver nail polish ... I'd wear that" ...

Yay! Another book reader, yes? I have explained that in various threads ... I think on IMDB? This whole draw she has for everyone is due to the fairy blood. In the books, fairies are like vampire crack ... they're almost extinct due to vampires sucking the life out of most of them. So, since Sookie's only ...…

I love Pam ... in other news, I was crushed when I learned that she wasn't in the movie remake of Dark Shadows. I swear the trailer when Michelle Pfeifer says, "We don't have any horses" sounds JUST LIKE PAM. Ugh ... the world needs more Pam.

You didn't ask me ... but I thought I'd answer anyway. I think they should cut some of the storylines. I love Terry ... but this whole Iraq plotline? And the Holly/Andy story? What happened to him boning a fairy out in the woods? Jason/Hoyt? Enough already. They've turned Hoyt into a douche that I can't…

I know, right? Like I'm supposed to go, "What the fuck is WRONG with you?! Why are you so HAPPY?! WHO ARE YOU FUCKING?!" OMIGOD ... instead of sex tricks this should be the "List of things you can do to convince your partner you're a fucking lunatic.

My boss came up to my office door as I was laughing so hard that I was wiping tears away. Thank god for the minimize button ...

And the follow up would be ...

It's sounds like you're making a soppapilla to me ... but then ... I just had Mexican.

OMIGOD I have sat here laughing until I pissed ... this post AND these comments are beyond awesome.

For me, I think it's a little like the Halloween episode of True Blood last season when Arlene lets her preteen daughter dress as "Amber from Teen Mom" ... complete with fake pregnancy belly. Was it funny ... of course! But we were laughing at the horrible parenting. The cupcake thing is similar ... is it funny?…

Years and years ago, my boyfriend gave me his grandmother's ring as an engagement ring. Beautiful ... antique looking ... white silver with a big ass diamond in the middle. I wore it with pride cause it was awesome. We broke up cause he was a violent, drug-addicted douche ... and since I couldn't stand the idea…

Assuming you're talking about Hemsworth ... agreed, my friend ... agreed ...