Let`s blame the network problems on Apple products. Your desperation is showing.

People choose what to buy, that makes the market. Some people get exploited in buying crap. That is the market too. People who like vote for like Michelle Bachmann, are not very good at choosing.

Halleluja, baby!

If it`s illegal to copy Gucci bags, it`s illegal to copy iPads.

How could people know that they wanted a iphone when they did`nt know what is was? How do you know something you don`t know?

iCloud will eliminate the need for itunes.

Freedom means you can choose. Do you want to be free from crashes, viruses and ugly devices made to rip off your money? Apple provides this. If they take away your freedom or privacy, they ask or tell you first. You choose. Very simple.

A camera behind the screen would solve all these problems.

Precisely. Disappointment? What disappointment?

George Lucas could`ve have made the new Star Wars for a fraction of the price.

Blind people don`t know what brilliant means. Anti-joke.

Siri.

Keep a record of who buys what. You want 99 percent security? Loose 99 percent freedom. Or how about just start trusting each other and making sure muggers don`t have a reason to mug?

"Cancel that ticket to Pisa! Bloody hell."

Don`t worry about it. When we all own our own data, we`ll all be CEO`s.

Steve`s wife was doing the charity. Steve was too busy changing the WHOLE f"#¤"ing world, making people more happy and project RED while he was at it. Making expensive software cheaper is like giving more money to people, that incl. poor people.

Just to show that "timing" is a feature too, that Apple understands pretty well.

Giz stepped over to the dark side, remember? :)

LOL .This is just pure genius humor. Somebody make that happen. That is a great tribute. Seriously.

I am sure Steve put LSD in their beverages one morning in a meeting and they have mapped the next 20 years already in detailed. Hence the spaceship.