I just hope that we finally DO have kids they don't look like Bender!

Meh. I always thought Superman was a dick...

Psssst... you DO know I married R2-D2 last year, right?

Thanks for not including my wedding to R2-D2 on this list...

FINALLY!!!!!

Hey! Jaxxon deserves more than just one sentence. He's a Star Wars HERO!!!

awww thanks!

Artoo's just fine. He says to say "beep."

those in glass houses shouldn't throw... oh wait.

The only thing she's gonna fight in that costume is a yeast infection...

You can get my book almost 1/2 price on Amazon too.

I interviewed Simon Pegg over at StarWars.com about the origins of Paul, his favorite Comic-Con memory, why Roswell is a perfect spot for an alien encounter and how Paul would fit into the Star Wars galaxy is any of you want to read more -

Thanks for reviewing my new book! I'm pretty excited to see what fans make from it. My personal fave is still the Jabba the Hutt body pillow. He just looks so relaxed...

So in conclusion you're saying "The Divide" is the best dirty movie of the year?

You had me at "Nic Cage is a man who has escaped the pit of Hell."

Is he saying "What photo?" because there's no photo with this post. Damn the Borg!

I just want a "Three's Company" reboot where Chrissy is replaced by an android. Is that too much to ask?

Bye Bye Social Life. Hello remote control!

"It's a trap!"