This is the number of kidneys he is going to be donating shortly

99% of my Twitter feed is talking about this. It's incredible what's happening. I am beyond words. The pictures are especially telling. The tear gas smoke, the guns trained on protesters. I wish I could post one, it's of two protesters with their backs turned that have red sniper rifle dots on their backs. (Edit -…

Marine Todd wouldn't have bought a bunch of pies. Marine Todd would have backflipped over to the kid, snapped his neck with one twist of his patriotic hands, and then ripped off the kid's mask to reveal it was really BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, and which point the Mom would have opened up her coat to reveal a bomb she…

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I know they are really cute when they are little, but this is why you need to release them back into the wild before they reach maturity and become aggressive.

What he wrote was wrong entirely, 35 psi being the tires inflation pressure.

"The fight scenes between Godzilla and the insect creatures are lumbering yet electric; they're obligatory, yet somehow they feel inspired."

I think that's the problem though. In Pacific Rim we at least had giant robots fighting giant monsters immediately. Can you imagine sitting through an hour of Pacific Rim's shitty dialogue before you got to see that?

They did try to "Jaws" it but the problem there is they are two completely different movies. With Jaws, it works because it's all about suspense and horror, and by suggesting stuff, you let the audience fill in the blanks with their minds and essentially scare themselves. Godzilla is not a suspense or horror movie,…

I admire your energy in setting the record straight.

Wow, it was painfully obvious you were being sarcastic. I'm sorry you have to keep repeating yourself.

Oh sure, next you're going to tell me that I shouldn't be heading down past drug lords into the remote Mexican wilderness to challenge a hidden tribe of runners to a 50-mile unsanctioned road race