I admire your energy in setting the record straight.

Wow, it was painfully obvious you were being sarcastic. I'm sorry you have to keep repeating yourself.

Oh sure, next you're going to tell me that I shouldn't be heading down past drug lords into the remote Mexican wilderness to challenge a hidden tribe of runners to a 50-mile unsanctioned road race

This is the bug version of an office job.

Or, viewed another way, the bug is walking around this popcorn planetoid while carrying the Earth on its back.

Oh Em Gee!

"That guy has been staring at me for three hours and won't help me up."

I'm old enough to remember arguing about the graphics between Atari and Colecovision. :)