Agreed. Because she was not “in his way,” he actually had to move into her lane to shove her.

Leann Rimes

He’s a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People with this disorder have an incredibly fragile ego and require constant reassurances of their greatness. And *only* greatness will do. NPD people have poor impulse control, are unable to tell flattery from truth, and fly into rages (sometimes very…

trapper keeper or gtfo

Whatever it takes.

Or a White woman.

• Hands in photos already circled in gold sharpie to send to Graydon Carter

If you voted for Trump, you are either a racist, a sexist, a moron, or some combination of the three. I have not yet come across one person that does not fit this description.

And that ends tonight’s news and concludes our reporting on Trump, the most dashing president and his savvy tweets. In an unrelated story VP Pence is still missing in action. Again, Trump is still operating from the summer White House in Bedminster as remodeling efforts in D.C. drag on leaving the official Oval Office…

I’m all for this. Anything that keeps him in a jovial mood and not angry at the world is good for us. A happy Trump is a quiet Trump.

Kasich was easily the most intelligent man on that debate stage. His views on women and choice were abominable, but he at least seemed like a reasonable, thoughtful, mature person. And look what we’re fucking stuck with now.

Makes sense. Remember those articles about how he can’t even sit through a five-minute briefing with picture aids, unless the presenters also sprinkle his name in there a couple of times? If he they don’t keep his mood up and focused, he might wander off to watch Fox News for 8 hours and then shout at people through…

Time to repeat my mantra. If you voted for, or support trump, you’re a racist, cousin-fucking shit gibbon.

You’re right. If Trump would just shut the fuck up and ignore him, sooner or later Kim would run out of steam. This isn’t the old US-Soviet standoff of mutually assured destruction, a nuclear exchange here is just assured destruction for North Korea.

Living on the western seaboard in a major metropolitan city that would serve as a great target for this kind of missile, I am sitting here fucking frightened. These small-dick egotistically fragile men are going to get everyone killed so what they can have a moment of absolute authority? Fuck them and fuck that.

I don’t blame climate change on him either. But when the world is burning I will lay it at his feet and all of the other Republicans who refused to do anything about it.

While he’s on vacation, let’s quick build a replica White House somewhere in Baltimore. Staff it with actors who look a lot like his staff and never trouble him with hard decisions. When the vacay’s over, have the motorcade drop him off there. Everyone, including him, will be happier this way.

Soooo... any chance we could pick up the pace on that Russia investigation? If we could just go ahead and get to that impeachment as quickly as possible, that’d be great.

We can’t blame the Donald for NK developing nuclear ICBMs, but we can sure as shit blame him for a complete lack of tact and diplomacy that drives Kim Jong to launch one of those (lest Kim seem weak in the face of such taunts to the other “officials” who might be itching to overthrow him.)

Somewhere in Wyoming, Dick Cheney’s penis stirs for the first time in years...