Louisville here. We suck. But don’t you ever try to say that to me.

OMG. I just went to go the the grocery and my Volvo wouldn’t start. Related to the eclipse or the fact that it’s a 1992 Volvo? You decide.

Hey now, you need to chill your ass. I’m in one of these bumfuck shit towns with 95% totality and I don’t really appreciate your insinuation that my town sucks. It does, definitely, suck. But the citizens of suck-town are the only people allowed to say that.

Verbatim text I just sent to Mr. Tristesse:

I think punk/indie shows had a different vibe back in the 90s. Certainly, there were plenty of guys looking to get a quick feel - but there were also plenty of girls and guys quick to call someone out on that shit. It was never tolerated my circles.

Y’all are cracking me up with this 90s nostalgia. I was never in a mosh pit, but def stood right at the edge of them.

This is timely. Screengrab from my email inbox this morning. I think Caskers may suffer from tone deafness on their timing.

Never forget our lady, Chicken Cutlets.

Jesus. I didn’t know I was capable of laughing today, but you did it. Thank you!

It’s like mind-blowingly unbelievable.

Shame is right on. I know I’m feeling it today coupled with an existential sadness. But I can’t say that it’s a useful emotion in the sense that, what the fuck does it do? It isn’t productive or useful for moving past this situation.

Hmmm. I guess, for me, I just wouldn’t want to be presumptuous and misidentify someone.

I mean, you couldn’t even make that up. “This country is not a racist nation” followed by an image of two women of color, the implication that they are sympathizing with a murderous dictator, followed by an image of more people of color and the words “threatening the president over food stamps.” I think I’ve had an…

What did I just watch????

This is also my technique with stray dogs.

They’re making it safer for cis-gendered, christian, white men. And that is all.

If victims don’t feel safe yet, imagine how they’ll feel when republicans freeze federal funds to sanctuary cities for things like testing rape kits.

YES

Agree. He’s handled the whole thing pretty gracefully. I can only imagine how some other musicians may have handled it, and, ahem, what they may have compared the experience to.

Cockroach is the best description of him. Ugh.