Haha! Preesh!

I love this woman and her curvy body.

Signed it. Thanks for posting this!

Yes! This is me every morning.

Yeah, I will generally come down on her side. But as PinkBunnyHat said below, if you can’t use the dinglehopper correctly, well I don’t have time you anymore.

This was exactly my reaction. The fork is upside down, lady!

Ha! No, they broke up in a spectacularly toxic fashion. Never got any further intel on her crotchetal situation.

Pfft. Everyone knows Jack the Ripper was really Prince Albert in disguise as HH Holmes.

Bahahahaha! This is perfect!

What is a race trader by the way?

OMGEEEE! I haven’t seen one of those in ages. But yes, I had one.

I’ve gotten cold sores all my life and have never had anything green come out of them. Also, the outbreaks have gotten much more infrequent with age. I can pretty much deal with them before there’s even a visible sore by mega-dosing on valtrex. If Usher’s problem is herp, you’d think he would be doing something…

Definitely sounds like the clap.

I have never heard of green discharge being a symptom of herpes. Am I missing something?

Agree, agree, agree. Love the Taken reference! It could have been a sub-plot in one of the Death Wish movies, that’s about how utterly ridiculous and disheartening it was.

That story was absolutely horrifying. I read it yesterday, immediately turned my phone off, and basically just questioned human existence for the rest of the day.

Years ago, I was sitting with my best friend a bar and relating a story about how my ex (still great friends though) had recently told me that he couldn’t stand the smell of his then girlfriend’s crotch. We were pretty baffled, like maybe she was wearing cheap panty hose or something to cause an odor, because well, I…

Zero Fucks. Dare you for any kindness. 502 310 1133

Get at me Boo!

you’re ridiculous in the sense that I have no feelings. Woop?!