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Who and What and Why? I will beat them.

So Gross. I’m smoking again, but still in the spirit of quitting. I actually bought patches today, so it’s not just an empty platitude.

Idiots reach so far.

Holeeeeee shit. I now love you forever.

I’m now trying it on your recommendation.

I don’t really know, I’m no cheese buff.

Ya Ya, I hear you. I don’t agree that women as a majority abdicated their power. I think the the so called 73% (or what) percent of white women are not our people. These are not my ladies, they can actually catch a stake on their hearts like the vampires (social, financial. racial, etc.) that they are.

Meanwhile, women fucking suck.

Seether was my anthem as mildly intelligent angry girl circa 1993.

Yes!

Preesh!

I think, the Italians and Spaniards (tell me if I’m wrong!) generally have no drama over cheap wines. Wine is just wine. But good wine, well not we have another topic.

Devil’s food.

I do the same! All of the other moms are like “ya know that the patches are iron-on?” I’m a very contrary person, but also those iron-on patches will not hold as well as just stitching it.

That shit is so creepy and outdated. I haven’t seen that exact commercial, but I am wholly sick over the idea that teenage boys are fully aware of their sexual encounters, but their girl counterparts are not. Stop it. Entirely.

Eek. Is that really her? If so I would think that’s more genetics, blonde hair and tanning beds. I’m fourteen years older and wouldn’t choose that forehead over mine.

Can I just say the I love Olivia Munn? She seems like a pretty awesome person.

Yakyakyak!

I’m no freaking sommelier, but I’ve had my share of bottles from pretty much every price range under say $1,000. I have no money to buy a bottle over $50.

YES!