Whoa, there... a call-out to Niles? Go Vikings!

He wrote an episode of network television about making out during Shcindlers list almost a quarter century ago. Its like the world suddenly forgot who Larry David is. The joke isn’t “boy the holocaust sure is funny” its about lechery trumping tact told by a man whose relatives were murdered by nazis. Its odd to me so…

I thought the monologue was funny. I really don’t have anything intelligent to say about it beyond that (my brain is struggling to think of things to say at this hour) but I just wanted it out there that at least someone enjoyed the monologue.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

It’s not every day Deadspin runs the same headline as Breitbart.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

But without that rule, doesn’t Culberson just plow into Contreras? I get that this is the MLB equivalent of the “What’s a catch?” but I think that play is dramatically different if the rule doesn’t exist. Maddon wants it repealed, but then we go back to arguably the most dangerous hits in US sports. I think Maddon has…

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

And then there’s this:

I personally think it’s hilarious that the bar for Price (and the Sox in general, really) has been lowered to the point that managing to stop the Astros’ offense for four whole innings- literally once-plus through the order!- had the announcers praising him like he was vintage Pedro. And then he yelled at a dude…

NO MORE MR. PRICE FLY

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

I can’t even with how this thread has disintegrated into 1. your teaching abilities and 2. stay in your lane type comments. It’s like people missed the whole point of the piece, and your comment in relation to the piece. Don’t feed the trolls (even though they’re actually not even trolls sad!).

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.