Any guy who whines about wearing a condom does not deserve the lady’s favor.

Any guy who whines about wearing a condom does not deserve the lady’s favor.

Here ya go...! https://www.binarytranslator.com/

We are all gonna miss Patrick but this was an awesome goodbye letter to us Jalops. Patrick is right when he talks about the community that exists right here. He led the way by not trying to bullshit us. He catches a lot of crap for banging up a Camaro mule but I knew this was an honest site when he POSTED about it and…

The DBX is likely the first Aston Martin that can seat more than two people comfortably and humanely

Aren’t they a “Personal Injury Law Firm” out in the Valley near Canoga Park?

Say what you like about BMW but the new Mini Countryman is looking great!

I looked at the Mustang* Mach-E site, and I found the electric crossover I would buy

The important thing is that this is a big car movie that isn’t another fast and furious movie. Was there any big studio car movies between this and Rush? And what was before that? (I’m not including last year’s Drive because nobody knew that existed). It might honestly be Talledega Nights if you can even count that. 

I saw this with my fiance. She does not know the car scene very well. It was a good way to see how an enthusiast like me and a regular patron like her thought of the movie. I picked up on certain inconsistencies that she definitely overlooked. Such as Miles ripping down the front straight at Le Mans at 220 MPH. Or the…

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

My guess is it’s a ferry trip for buses whose trips terminate in midtown but start the next one in Brooklyn and since they have to make the drive anyway, might as well see what suckers will at least cover the gas money.

C&C: Red Alert >>> C&C

Fight me

(I am ridiculously excited for these remasters)

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

I love babies.  I just can’t eat a whole one.

I'm holding off buying my DBX until they have a smoking package. I need a black silk smoking jacket, a leather cigarette holder, leather covered hookah and leather covered prints of Playboy interviews.

Tesla Model 3... let’s put everything on a tablet approach is horrendous.

No contest. Tesla Model 3.

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

Someone needs to tell him about this amazing fuel-saving device that costs thousands less than all this junk they’re putting into cars now.

My neighbor came home with a new Traverse, and I totally asked him about the standard 3-row seating and class-leading interior volume.