You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

I dunno how long does the 25 year rule last 

What Audi SHOULD do is make the sensor areas much larger. They can make them round, maybe put them in groups of three arranged in a triangle formation. Really make them into a statement piece.

Neutral: In 2020 we will all have perfect vision of the situation at hand. In 2021, immediate hindsight will be 2020. 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Feels like high-end hotels charging for wifi when every crappy value hotel includes it free.

There’s a new Corvette? I wish you guys would report on it appropriately, sheesh.

Because shut up, Kyle.

I would do unspeakable things, things that are probably illegal in Cincinnati to own one of those Toyotas.

Hey now, I bought one in May and it’s a stick. I tried, dammit.

Ferrari gets into a crash and doesn’t catch on fire?
It’s not real; clearly a knock-off.

Shut down the comments boys; cup holder reference is here.

didn’t even have to twist your arm to get you to give me hand

Big car goes fast. 

Can... can we take away stars?

“There can be only one Overseer”

NPCs, battle royale.. what’s next? single-player?

“Well clearly they want a more expensive CUV”
“We want a cheap, entry-level car”
“They want an expensive CUV? Got it! Kill the cheap, entry-level car!”

How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

It is my Civic duty to inform you that the GTI has this Honda Beat Insight-out in every category. Now that you have some Clarity, SI? - You should just Pilot the new base model GTI at your own Accord and realize that your money is spent better elsewhere. Around the Si’s price, the hatchbacks are much better to drive…