I don’t know what all the fuss is about.  I just bought a $63,000 F-150 with a 180 month loan term and the payments are only $397.00 a month.  I’d be stupid not to buy new, right?  (Holy shit, I just did the math and $63,000 at 180 months with 0% interest is $350 per month.  Man are cars expensive).

But r/personalfinance told me that anyone buying something other than a 20 year old Honda with 200k miles is throwing their money away. There is no reason why literally anyone, needs anything more than a two decade old Japanese compact car.

44...thousand...dollars.

It’s interesting because I had nearly the exact same reaction as the author testing a Clubman S a little over a year ago. Disclosure: we already own a similar gen Cooper S convertible. The car is just too damn big/heavy for the engine to bring over the playfulness of the smaller MINIs. I was surprised there was that…

The Admiral Kuznetsov has less rust in proportion to its size than David Tracy’s Jeeps.

Relevant

I saw the movie. I am an expert on Russian submarines thanks to that. One. Ping. Only.

You sound fragile. 

Or save even more money and buy a Yugo. It’s exactly like a Bentley.

Has to be said - they really Rammed it in there.

400, but they’ll be sent by only five people.

Dad never did end up taking you to Monster Jam like he promised, did he?

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Finding the Mustang II "amenable" is a sign of mental illness. 

Instead of a cord on my couch, my wife and I bought two tables for each side and each of those have a USB hub built into them, right alongside the 110 outlets on the table.

Instead of a cord on my couch, my wife and I bought two tables for each side and each of those have a USB hub built…

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

Honestly, 90% of consumers won't/don't care.  What's an extra $1000 at 96 months of financing

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

How does Miami Blue compare to Toyota’s Blue Flame? Other than the matter of how a few people will actually buy Corollas in the latter while all Macans in the real world will be German Leasing Silver, that is.

Yes. Where exactly do you think you are?