44...thousand...dollars.

It’s interesting because I had nearly the exact same reaction as the author testing a Clubman S a little over a year ago. Disclosure: we already own a similar gen Cooper S convertible. The car is just too damn big/heavy for the engine to bring over the playfulness of the smaller MINIs. I was surprised there was that…

The Admiral Kuznetsov has less rust in proportion to its size than David Tracy’s Jeeps.

Relevant

I saw the movie. I am an expert on Russian submarines thanks to that. One. Ping. Only.

You sound fragile. 

Or save even more money and buy a Yugo. It’s exactly like a Bentley.

Has to be said - they really Rammed it in there.

400, but they’ll be sent by only five people.

Dad never did end up taking you to Monster Jam like he promised, did he?

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Finding the Mustang II "amenable" is a sign of mental illness. 

Instead of a cord on my couch, my wife and I bought two tables for each side and each of those have a USB hub built into them, right alongside the 110 outlets on the table.

Instead of a cord on my couch, my wife and I bought two tables for each side and each of those have a USB hub built…

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

Honestly, 90% of consumers won't/don't care.  What's an extra $1000 at 96 months of financing

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

I just recently learned the etymology of the phrase “pig in a poke” which apparently references how livestock was sold in Ye Olden Days. A poke was in fact a bag that was used to carry young pigs to market. A derivative of the word poke is the small bag sewn into clothing which eventually became known as a  “pocket.”

Yay, finally USB C! The other model is my favorite battery pack and travel charger! I wish this one kept the two USB-A’s and just replaced the micro USB.

Yay, finally USB C! The other model is my favorite battery pack and travel charger! I wish this one kept the two…

How does Miami Blue compare to Toyota’s Blue Flame? Other than the matter of how a few people will actually buy Corollas in the latter while all Macans in the real world will be German Leasing Silver, that is.

Yes. Where exactly do you think you are?