OK, this is just a dumb take. Ignorant. Playing right into their cum-stained hands (self-abuse runs deep among white supremacists. Not cuz they are white, but because they are males with weak social connections, hence chronic fappers).

counterpoint: whale blubber (esp in akutaq) is fuckin tasty as HELL

A friend of mine started out, and he almost immidiately ran into a space battle with a fleet.   He joined in, and after the fight was over, the captain invited him on board the carrier.  When he said hi to the captain, the captain gave him the carrier as a reward for helping them out.  So he’s barely even started, and…

There were a few years in my late teens/early 20s that I had some of the worst acne imaginable. It was beneath the surface, so it couldn’t really be “popped,” it was painful, and it just lingered forever and resisted any attempt at treatment. I took the literal “poison pill” known as Acutane at 2 different points,…

I’m afraid I’m going to need to measure the brim curve on the owner’s hat before I’m ready to believe the add.

As someone who did the hard work of suggesting the Vice City soundtracks (Wave 103 and Flash FM fan here) that Rockstar engineers compiled, I would very much appreciate it if you could post the list in full on the site without forcing me to sign up for Spotify, thanks.

(Did I mention how hard I worked to suggest a…

I won’t ask who hurt you but obviously it was someone named Crystal.

Yo! Make sure that shoulder belt goes underneath that armrest on the seat belt-buckle side!

This is the kind of traffic enforcement I support.

Looking at those photos just about gave me a heart attack!

Depends, do you want to be always wondering why you didn’t have a V-8? The boost-stang is the one to buy used because the four pot makes people sad, so the depreciation hits harder and the secretary that bought it probably didn’t drive it too hard. 

I think the configuring tool is broken. When it calculates the price, it keeps adding in liability coverage for $1,000,000.

Looks more like they had NO idea how the car wash operated. They completely ignored the bright, illuminated, flashing “STOP” sign right by their door. It’s like they thought they had to drive through it slowly as the brush did its thing.

They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably,…

Hey.... Some people like exhausts more than they like intakes or headlights.... don’t judge other people’s Jalopkinknik.

Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

A cursory search on cars.com found 44 V8 1983-93 Mustangs for less than $10,000, many of which have less than 100,000 miles. And I can provide my own shotgun, thanks.

the mintiest p71 Crown Vic Police Interceptor you can find. Seriously. If you gave me $9K right now, I would buy one this week

CA isn’t gonna secede. Get the fuck out of here.

I would post 500 times
And I would post 500 more
Just to be the thousandth man to post a joke
About Italian cars of yore.

Harrier Jump Jets? I think you’ll find those were F-14 Tomcats.