works... but for how long?

First Gear: *looks out window at F-150*.

Score!

No. Fuck that ugly-ass shoebox that’s driven by assholes. Every. Fucking. One.

Ice cleared from the windshield

I came here to post one of my favorite sayings: “Friends don’t let friends buy purple or teal cars.”

No, probably confederate

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

If the car were a ’94 instead of an ’84, this would be a given.

Yup. Sounds about right.

Well, they were.

I can’t think of many reasons to throw someone out at altitude. This makes the cut though.

Some day we will have the fine adjustments that will allow me to take my normal commute (via the Dulles Toll Road) but also avoid the 495 and other toll express lanes.

I don’t see the issue.

Gizmodo: “This is a thing that happened.”

you should say hopped up econobox one more time to get your opinion across...

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

If you didn't immediately begin singing along to Drunken Sailor as soon as it came on while playing AC IV, you are dead to me.