TOO SOON, MAN! TOO SOON!

Thank you for this. A non-Jalop friend of mine couldn’t understand why I threatened to sting her with a thousand jellyfish for saying this ad was “actually making me think about a Chevy.”

HE CAME BACK!

I feel your pain. Almost a year ago, I desperately wanted S trim, four door, DSG, midnight blue, with LP and PP. Then caved on the last two due to saving around $8000. Ygritte (profile pic) and I have been together happily ever since.

I tend to agree with you about the Secret Service, but they are at least supposed to be lawful good. Even if they’re exacerbating the problem they were created to solve. That’s a whole other kettle of fish, though.

It would be hypocritical for Trump to have banned guns at his speeches, IF he made the call. But he…

You realize the Secret Service will very much still be armed, yes? So... good guys with guns will still very much be in attendance.

The fact that this is currently running 97.9% CP gives me endless joy. On the other hand, what the hell is wrong with ~2.1% of you?

WHY. MY EYES!

Then he brought music to its apogee with this little ditty.

My SO currently drives a 2009 Ford Fusion, and I LOATHE that car. It is gutless (even with the V6), handles like a boat, the leather is terrible, and has zero character.

Would have gone for “raising the par for the automotive industry”, but that’s just how I would chip in.

Irritated outburst: WHAT!

It’s just disconnecting a wire that can be easily accessed through the engine bay. At least, that’s how it was on my 2016 GTI. Took all of five minutes.

I’M A CHAMPION!

Dare I say they’re taking the DC Comics Cinematic Universe approach to franchise building?

Um...Armata is Russian, this is Ukrainian...not sure if serious?

Haha, mudflaps are coming, regardless. I like the way they look. But the getting muddy part will have to wait.

Additional counterpoint: it’s only been 6K miles, but my 2016 GTI has been flawless, aside from the fuel pump recall.

Have a 2016 GTI. I want to add mudflaps and giant brakes and rallycross the crap out of it, but there is ZERO chance of that happening while it is still so new and shiny. Like so:

Can we just burst this Porsche bubble already? We know it’s going to happen, but in the meantime these prices are in the damn stratosphere. Crackiest crack pipe.