Don’t start smoking. Just don’t.

Ugh. gross. I was hoping the movie world would be able to help themselves from making hay out of such a ridiculous gun.

Awesome! Now all I need to die happily see is a head to head between this and the Golf R.

DAT ASS can break ice.

The configurator is misleading. Select “white with black racing stripe”, then change the color of the car back to blue. Works for me:

“Anyone from Maryland.” That line alone is worth the whole article. I just did a spit take all over my monitor.

Literal elephant in the room.

Dat ass, doe.

I too would be in for a partnership between the two. But for what I’m paying on a GTI, make mine an MR762. Hubba hubba.

+1 for Skyrim Steel One-Handed Sword usage.

So it only stands to reason that we, as Americans, would want vehicles like this, because we are obsessed with fuel economy, and the environment, and saving the planet, and helping the rainforests, provided that it means we don't have to curtail our shower usage.