This is who I got cut from?

The Vikings brought back Mike Priefer this week, the same week they cut Jerome Simpson for weed. Mike Priefer, you will remember, said gay people should be rounded up on an island and bombed out of existence. There was enough merit to the accusation that Priefer was suspended and forced to go to sensitivity training.

For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.

The goons over at SomethingAwful have been having a lot of fun with the Madden gif generator. This is by far my favorite.

Don't get all subtle now, Deadspin.

Don't drink, don't smoke? What do you do?

1. Goldwater

WHERE'S WHITEWATER! #clintoncoverup #benghazi #lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing

I've seen this play out a thousand times before. You're doing awesome and everything in life is going in your favor and then BAM! you wake up hammered drunk on your neighbors front lawn and your sponsor is all like "you can't keep doing this to yourself you have a serious problem" and then you lose your sponsor and he…

+ fucking 1, Vikings Message Board.

It just fucking sucks that this guy of all people is effectively punished with a short timeout.

Well done, Rachel. Well done.

For balance, here is Robert Plant's scouting report on Carmelo Anthony:

Goodell: [carries food tray over to table]

Yeah, exactly. Equality. And children too: when a child slaps a parent, the parent should be able to knock the kid out cold too. To hell with your child-abuse charge and relative strength be damned.

Careful... giving just a little tip is how rhythm method jr. was born.

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

Biscotti on why it didn't speak Monday: "I am a cookie. I do not speak. This is written in chocolate chips."