Xanax has its uses but, come next Tuesday, Mrs. Erg and I will have gotten through 42 years by being able to laugh at a lot of things and situations that on the surface did not appear to have much humor.

Thank you for the Petty throwback. Proof that I'm old and beige comes from my belief that the Heartbreakers are one of the most underestimated live bands. I saw them a couple of times during the 80s. Here is a cut from the 1985 tour. The second half ramps up.

Etra declined to explain how Shaw fell.

If I Did It is the still the best work of fiction by a USC football player.

My favorite Stones song comes with a macabre backstory which many of you may know. "Gimme Shelter" was released in 1969, certainly a turbulent time in our country's history. When the song was recorded, Bonnie Bramlett was ill and unable to sing backup as was scheduled, so a young gospel singer named Merry Clayton was…

<i>Please enjoy what is almost certainly the best insurrectionist anthem ever written about getting in trouble for shooting pigeons with an air rifle.</i>

Too obvious?

On their next Rams segment, ESPN will be astonished when they find that nobody freaked out when Sam had an open cut on his arm, that he's not a threat around children, and the only people he's "recruited" are some local church groups to attend a community fundraising event.

I actually had an on-site segment with Josina earlier this month and asked her about the showering habits of the Countdown guys:

So he's remaining aloof-a?

Reminds me of a joke punchline:

Over here in the grey I usually post something from Jerry. Tonight I thought I would hit one up from Jerry's Uncle.

JRW. Jesus they are exciting.

To save money, the team has decided to end each season in September.

It's amazing that in less than 200 years America has gone from "blacks aren't people" to "okay blacks are kind of people" to "yeah, we get it, they're people but we're still going to treat 'em like shit" to "ugh leave us alone, they're treated like shit but we're pretending they're not" to "fuck it, corporations are…

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

welcoem to ding dang Bawrong Obummer's Amerika sponsered by the pc police

Of the $753.8 million made by Jell-O in the past year, $753.7 million of that was used to engulf various office supplies.