My favorite Flash song

Is his nickname "Haute"?

Poor Daniel looks like his dad bet his entire life savings on Germany to win the World Cup.

I'd like to see them have the pompatus to look to the past for future iterations.

Those uniforms are real flashy until you hit the snooze button.

No, he was being a spiteful prick to the child. The mom wasn't the one who wanted a pie. She was the one with the perspective to understand that an acting-up child is not a national crisis.

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

This article is weird to me. As a free lancer myself, I actually have very little complaints about my work, even though it took me quite a while to get over my aversion to boils.

Excellent choices. You might even call them sly.

1. Work really hard

Such bullshit. I'm sure his dick can flop just fine on its own.

Sometimes you can have a thought that sounds pretty good inside your head but ends up to be truly hideous once it's exposed to air.

Patriots Screw Panthers, Create Super Panther That Patrols Mexican Border And Eviscerates All Undocumented Children

Kinja is a sandwich.

I think in terms of breadth of coverage, SBNation's model is currently the most successful. Sub-blogs devoted to the tribalism of specific teams certainly cuts away a lot of the vitriol found on, um, other sports sites with more general appeal.

As an Atlanta Brave fan I'm quite happy that the Hall of Fame chose to allow Greg Maddux to be shared by all of baseball.

Sadly, the HoF revoked Maddux's induction after seeing how much his delivery has suffered in retirement.

It's going to be ironic when LaRussa walks up to take his spot and is suddenly pulled and replaced by someone who is even more defensive.

...or even an itty bitty nub of a pencil.

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