The cloud is my savior.

The cloud is my savior, thanks Groucho.

Nah.

Under aged people in the thousands discounted this sign.

How come my Dell tablet won't charge?

Cutest animals on the planet.

No spoilers please, DVR ready for last night's season ender.

Gave it to a homeless gal.

No, you're welcome.

I said what I meant and meant what I said.

So watching the wind up. Kid Rock doing Werewolves of London and never getting it right.

Kentucky/Wisconsin

Gator Pride, chomp, chomp, chumps.

Again, for all intensive porpoises, he's a, ah shit, nevermind.

Nope, no more beer. They lost the opener.

Just learned, no beer in Wrigley this year. Another revenue stream shut down.

For all intensive porpoises he's a marron.

That toothbrush would have fit nicely in your brother-in-law's...

Craig brings the craic. A gay robot partner tops anything Fallon partners with.

Erg stooping to the dreaded "clickbait".