I still love me some Minnie.

Then why am I giving you advice. Double congrats from another Chicagoan, still stuck here.

Give it six weeks anyway. Your wife's focus has shifted, and baby girl CoolWhip, may be sleeping through the night, may be, just may be.

6 weeks and you start on the next. Congrats.

Once I clear the driveway and walks (never buy a house on a corner lot), the patio gets cleared so there is access to both grills.

Rolls eyes.

BBQ chicken, if I can find my Webber after the coming snowmagedon.

Yeah, you do come off as kind of pissy.

He'll probably beat you to the nearest pothocary (a place that has pot).

At the risk of being called a goddamn pinko commie(so redundant), I truly loved Pete and his music.

Chicago trolls are no worse than other trolls.

Everyone keeps mentioning bears, so it must be the 2nd amendment. Are you Wayne LaPierre?

possibly psychotic, primitive behavior

If you're fond of sand dunes:

What's really cool is when you fire up all these videos at the same time.

Took a header off the shitter into the tub. Not proud of it. No one asked me about the gash on my forehead this week.

I'm taking shivering to Michael Fox levels.

Yep, Ronnie Spector is why Brian Wilson played a piano in a sandbox for many years.

Yes. And when she sang it in '79, the words took things to a whole 'nother level.

Tripping down memory lane, reminds me of this.